“I drank a whole 2 liter of Mountain Dew and decided to build a slip ‘n slide at midnight 🤪” “Time to play some April Fools’ Day pranks!! 🤪”
“Tonight’s gonna be lit! 🤪” “John had 3 vodka Red Bulls and would NOT leave the dance floor lol 🤪”
“Studying for finals has me like 🤪” “My mother-in-law is sick and now I have to host Thanksgiving with 1 day’s notice 🤪 Cool!”
“Omg, I just saw a poodle on a treadmill at my gym 🤪” You: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”Them: “Why?”You: “I’m not sure, but the road will have its vengeance!! 🤪”
“Last night was officially the best birthday party ever! 2 bottles of wine later and I understand why people start drinking less when they’re older 🤪” Them: “Looks like you had a fun night out last night 😏”You: “Yeah, and it feels like it too 🤪”You: “Wait, did someone post pictures!? 😳”
“All my coworkers got sick so I had to open AND close all by myself today 🤪” “If I have to take my car in one more time I’M GONNA LOSE IT 🤪”
Them: “Welp, I drunk texted my ex last night (again) 🤪”You: “LOL NNOOOOO!! We’ve talked about this! 😱” Them: “Tyler won the prank war last year so I knew I had to do something good. I plastic wrapped everything in his office 🤪”You: “WHAT lmaoooo that’s a good one! That’ll take forever to clean up haha”
Them: “Oops, I did it again last night 🤪”You: “Ok, you’re gonna have to give me more than that!” Them: “Laney was on fire at Joe’s housewarming last night haha 🤪”You: “Haha, was she telling her “jokes” again?”Them: “Where do I start…”
Them: “If I get one more email today, I’m throwing my computer out the window 🤪”You: “You got this! It’s almost 5pm 🙏” Them: “Guess who’s driving across the country on 3 hours of sleep today 🤪”You: “Oh nooo lol make extra stops for coffee!”
Pleasantly funny or silly: 😛 (face with tongue) More funny or unexpected: 😝 (squinting face with tongue) Pretty goofy but not quite zany: 😜 (winking face with tongue) Goofy around Halloween: 👻 (ghost with tongue out) Silly or jokey (sometimes in a bad way) : 🤡 (clown face) Having fun at a party: 🥳 (partying face)
“Let’s go out tonight! 🤪🍻” “I just got a flat tire. Great! 🤪🤦” “Tonight is gonna be so much fun! 🤪🥳” “My costume is outrageously dumb, wait until you see it 🤪👹” “You drive me crazy! 🤪💗”
