You: “Counting down the minutes until I can see you again!”Them: 🙃

You: “So, are you ready to make things official?”Them: “I’m not sure. Maybe? 🙃”

“Wow, I’ve never heard that one before. 🙃” “Did you come up with that all by yourself? 🙃”

“Accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom…🙃🙃🙃” “Just called my teacher ‘mom. ’ I’m ready to launch myself into the sun 🙃🙃” “Just realized I’ve been wearing my shirt inside-out all day 🙃”

“The bank told me they’d send my check 2 months ago, and my mailbox is still empty 🙃” “A customer flipped out at me during my shift today. I’m so done 🙃🙃” “Prof assigned a 10-page reading when there’s already an essay due tomorrow🙃”

“Forgot I had a paper due tomorrow. Guess I’m not getting any sleep tonight! 🙃” “Spilled coffee on my shirt right before I left for work. Oh well! 🙃”

“Sure, I can cover for you. It’s not like I’ve closed the store the last 3 nights in a row or anything. 🙃” “I heard she got into a really good college. I’m so happy for her 🙃🙃”

“Sorry to hear that. Sending you good vibes!” “Wow, that’s rough. Wishing you the best!” “That really sucks. I’m pulling for you!”

“Anyway, did you catch that new TV episode last night?” “Have you finished the Spanish homework yet? I’m totally stuck. ” “I heard we’re supposed to get snow this weekend. ”