“Doesn’t like The Office? 🚩” “When he says, ‘I only drink sparkling water. ’ 🚩” “He was so rude to the waiter… 🚩”
“The lights are on, but no one’s supposed to be home 🚩” “My bank says I spent $200 in Costa Rica, but I’ve been home all weekend…🚩” “Hey, Mom’s pretty upset. 🚩🚩 Maybe wait to come home?”
“Drinks decaf coffee 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩” “I have Legos all over my floor 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩”
Them: “When a girl says, ‘I don’t like dogs’ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩” You: “😂 true. ”
Them: “He’s constantly texting me and asking me where I am. 🚩” You: “🚩🚩 Huge red flag. I’m here if you want to talk. ”
“Ready to hit the driving range? ☀️🏌️🚩” “Such a beautiful day. Going to work on my short game 🚩”
“Today we get to tour the oldest castle in Austria! 🏰🚩🇦🇹” “Do you want to come to the beach with us? 🐚🌊🚩🏖️”
