You: “What’s your favorite fruit?”Them: “🍇 for sure”

You: “Are you seriously drinking rn? It’s 9 AM”Them: “It’s wine o’clock somewhere LMAO 🍷🍇”

You: “I’m finally done with work for the day!”Them: “Wow, 🍇”

“A bowl of 🍇 is honestly the best centerpiece ever” “Anyone who hates 🍇 juice is just lying to themselves LOL” “Check out this vintage I scored at the wine tasting this weekend 🍇🍷😍”

Friend: “Check out my drink…you jealous? 🍇🍷😏”You: “Nah, I’m more of a fireball person myself 😆”

Friend: “I passed my vocab quiz today!You: “Wow, 🍇”

🫐 - Single 🍒 - In a relationship 🍓 - Just can’t find the right person 🍍 - It’s complicated 🔴 (raspberry) - Not interested in commitment 🍎 - Engaged 🍌 - Married